Nonsens Locator

Start digitizing blindly?

Nonsense

Don't buy software until you know exactly where you are losing money and time. Join us for one quick, 1.5-hour session. We will show you the reality and deliver 3 immediate solutions.
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What exactly do you get

for 1.5 hours of your time and a fixed sum of €1,000.

Who is the Nonsens Locator designed for?

Nonsens Lokator is designed for organizations, local governments, and companies that:
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Looking for the right start

They want to start digitizing or automating their agenda but don't know exactly where to begin.
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They have enough corporate loopholes.

She feels that their internal processes only work thanks to convoluted "workarounds" and corporate shortcuts.
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They don't want to throw money away

They refuse to invest tens of thousands of euros in a system that will be difficult and expensive to redesign in a year.
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They need clear instructions

They need to have a clear assignment and architecture on the table before any development or tender even begins.

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Locator

Get to know our work. We start with an analysis of the hard reality and end with a functional system. No unnecessary extra licenses. Just a smooth change for the better.
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NonsenseScanner

Please fill out our Nonsens Scanner. This will give us an initial overview of the scope of your problem, so we can come to the meeting prepared and don't waste time on the basics.
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Intenseseating

Quick, 90-minute meeting at your location or online. We'll discuss your processes with key people and get straight to the point. We ask tough but relevant questions.
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A gentle, pinecone-shaped yellow circle with a smooth texture, centered on a light background with a subtle shadow - ideal for illustrating seamless custom CRM process automation or Microsoft 365 workflows.
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3 Fastsolutions

We will name the current state and we will give you a concrete plan and 3 "Quick Wins" that you can implement right away.

A clear plan instead of blind investments.

1 000 €

without VAT

One fixed price. No hidden fees. For a fraction of the cost of a large bureaucratic audit, you'll get an accurate roadmap on how to clean up your business, move it forward, and eliminate the nonsense.

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WorkSense Program

Have we uncovered a deeper problem? We continue seamlessly.

Nonsens Locator is a great place to start. If we discover that you need a deeper transformation, smoothly transition into 2-month WorkSense Program. We will design a new architecture and prototypes of solutions. The outputs from the Locator will naturally be included.
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What else
Interested?

Because this is not a sales meeting where we sell you our software. This is expert consulting. Experts from Opium dedicate hours of their time to deeply analyze your real problems. The output you receive has immediate value, and you can do whatever you want with it.

We need people who make decisions, but especially people who actually carry out the given process. Only then will we uncover real corporate workarounds and find out what is truly holding your people back.

Not at all. The Nonsens Locator output is yours to keep. It shows you the way. Of course, we’d be happy to implement the solution and Quick Wins ourselves, because we can guarantee the results. However, the decision is always yours.

Simply put. You'll see all available slots directly in our online calendar and can choose the date that suits you best. No unnecessary back-and-forth via email.